for the ride of your life

In Spanish, the word 'Salvador' translates into 'Saviour' or loosely 'Messiah'

The Omnipotent Lord Tipping 1st has blessed you with this almighty offering. With this bike under your enlightened buttocks, only heaven awaits. Lets just hope it's not as a result of a stack!!

Our Lord has seen fit to shed his robe and has bared all with a massive $199 saving. 25% off....

If you want him to cloak-up again, please do us all a favour and BUY BUY BUY!!!

Ten hail Mary's and off to the phone with you!!!

* Subrosa Armada hi-ten steel frame 20.5" TT
* Subrosa Pandora hi-ten steel forks

Oh boy this one snuck under the radar. I mean come on – 'KINK', 'WHIP', 'RED'......maybe it's just us?

Nah, you thought the same didn't you, you twisted little pervy, and that's why you're reading this ad.

You typed those three words into Google hoping to settle down with your tube of KY and a box of tissues! Shame on you and your raincoat.

You what? You just wanted to buy this bike and whip up some shit down the street? Likely story.....

Whatever your demented reason you can't deny TBSM have the right price tag on this two-wheeled fetish stick.

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Curb your enthusiasm is acclaimed as the king of improv comedy sitcoms, and it's fitting the side splitters at Kink named this little comic after the award winning show. Well maybe they didn't - but the bike and the show share one crucial component.

NO SCRIPT.

If you ride in reaction, without pre-planning lines or hips, just letting it unfold in front of you then this bike (and the show) are for you.

With a price that's almost comical itself from TBSM, this little clown will keep the insults flowing and the fun growing.

Call TBSM now before they get hooked....

Kinky?
Got someone stored away downstairs?
Don't mind your feet in warm honey?
Want us to stop? (of course you don't you sicko...)

How about a sexy in white Kink Apex from TBSM with enough cash left over to shout your mates at Adult world? Providing you're old enough...

This is one sexy piece of work, that is built to perform as good as she looks.

Get onto Mr. Mattastic @ TBSM now.....but tickle him first for the deal.

# Frame Spec: 20.75" Top Tube, 13.75" Chain Stay 100% Japanese 4130 Chromoly
# Weight: 24lb 9oz
# Forks: Odyssey Race Fork Classic

Gloves off, toffs. Tuck ya socks in....this is gunna hurt. You either play by the rules, or you ride one of these puppies.

S & M have built the Dirtbike to be purely a kick arse old school BMX frame that has been made strong enough to withstand all you can throw at it.

The boys at the base of the mountains are pulling out the big ones again.
This is one tasty little offer - great bike, hot price, but very LIMITED stock!

No lay-buys

Frame:
Full cromo with sealed midsize bottom bracket
Cranks:
3pc tubular cromo, sealed bearings and 33t CNC chainring
Wheels:
Alex MUS32 Black 36h front and CP rear, 12t cassette rear hub, 14mmcromo axles
Tyres:
Snafu Sterly 2.1 front, Snafu Sanford 1.95 rear
Pedals:
Wellgo Micro Tread
Grips:
Alienation Mr.Hand
Seat:
Mongoose Slim
Pegs:
1 pair of pegs
Weight: 12.5 kg / 27.6 lbs

Ho ho ho....(no innuendo's there peeps)
My Man Tippo has got his dirty mits on an exclusive Fit Bike frame all banged up in the name of one Mr. Mike AAAAAAAITKEN!!!! That's right kids!

Not only is this piece rare, Tippo being the nearly bearded Santa he is, has smashed the RRP to get you pimped and heavy over Xmas!

Don't miss out on this beauto with BB and S&M s clamp for the price of a KMart huffy!!! That's just Santa-crazy!!

HOE HOE HOE......

Metalheads unite! Whether your into NWOBHM or NuMetal it's all good. And so is this little forehead smashing nasty from the lads at Eastern. Golly do they know how to build a tight bike, and does Drift Bikes know how to offer a real deal!

Check out the spec, check out the price - blink twice and pinch yourself, 'cause you're not dreaming.

This is a diamond in the rough and it will be snapped up for polishing real fast so don't delay.

Call the head specials king at Drift today!!

• Eastern original frame with chromoly main tubes and integrated seatpost clamp

They call this bike the Jane. Why? I reckon the boys at Eastern were watching too many Tarzan flicks and had visions of Jane swinging from their own vines. She was one sexy bush convert.

Much the same can be said about this little hussy. Everybody whos anyone knows the Jane is one ride you want to straddle. Feel her warm saddle rubbing against your own vine? Ooooh baby! She just begs to be ridden hard day after day after day - and will never complain. But note that the Eastern site classifies her as a Pro, so be sure and leave a tip...

Captain Cook sailed out on the Endeavour to set up a new Colony here in out great southern land.

This bike epitomizes the essence of that first landing many years ago.
It's bold, brave and ain't afraid to go where no sweaty convict has been before.

When you need a reliable stinker to get the job done, trip after trip, then look no further than this gorgeous little bread thief.

Drift have cut enough out for your return ticket to the mother land so you can thank them for sending us down here in the first place.

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