for the ride of your life

Glory, glory, hallelujah! Praise the almighty for he has delivered unto us a special of biblical proportions.
Thanks to the Reverend Joe Waghorn, Carine Cycles have re-carved the 11th commandment to read 'though shalt scoop up this Glorious DH special or forever repent'.
And saving $1,300 is gunna look good on Sunday morning when the Bishop passes round the plea jar.
For of course, you won't be in church. You'll be out cutting runs on this holier than though bargain!!!

Stop the Presses! There's an Article you all just have to take note of.
The 2011 Mongoose Article has been stripped down of all the propoganda to reveal the bare naked truth. Read on....
The truth is MBC can deliver this rag into your hot lil' hands at a mere fraction of the original cover price.
We're talking 40% off, readers!
Here's the good news....
Frame Cromo Front Triangle
Fork
Cromo Steerer
Crankset / Chainweel 3 pc Forged Cromo 175mm, 25T steel chainring

Road bikes don't come more refined than a Ridley. And for most of us, Ridley remains a dream our wallets just can't reach. Until now!
Thanks to the crazy crew at MBC, us mere mortals can sit-a-top a pedigree machine at a mongrel price.
The Orion is truly unbeatable value for money. 2012 Features for maximum stiffness to weight ratio and 24-ton high modulus carbon fiber along with Mono seat stays designed to increase stiffness & comfort.

2012 Mountain Bikes from Tippos Cycles on Vimeo.

We’ve got your back. With a first of its kind 76-degree seat angle, you’re in a position to defy gravity at every technical uphill climb. The Straight up geometry and its bio-mechanically correct seat position allows for maximum horsepower. Not only will you get an efficient ride, it’ll save your lower back and limits pressure on your “sensitive areas”... if you catch our drift.
Frame: RMB FORM 7005 Hydroformed Alu
Fork: RockShox Sektor RL Solo Air

Cult Bad Boy V2 Frame
The Cult Bad Boy frame is hand made in the USA with Cult Classic tubing. It features a CNC machined integrated headtube, top and downtube gussets, externally butted seattube with integrated seat clamp, Mid BB shell, tapered seatstays with removable U-brake mounts, curved seat and chain stay bridges and 5mm thick heat-treated dropouts.
Note: The raw finish is bare steel – no clear coat.
Headset Type: Integrated (Campy Spec)
Gyro Tabs: N/A

You read that correctly. FIFTY % off the 2010 Kona Major ONE.
If you've got the clags to get really down and dirty, to do anything for guts 'n' glory, then show Mal Adjusted what you're made of.
This isn't just any old privateer, kids. This is the esteemed leader of the Cyclocross pack and it's ready to teach you one helluva lesson.
Are you up to the challenge?
(TIP...the huge savings on this bike will help pay the hospo bills if you're not...)

The Romulans were the first known race in the Universe to manufacture a Warbird. With it's cloaking device and powerful disruptors, the Romulan Warbird was feared by all.
Now FBM have coughed up an equally intimidating predator in the shape of this killer two-wheeled weapon!
Get on down to the local jumps and take no prisoners, peeps!
Frame 100% Chromoly, Double Butted Top and Down Tube, Removable Brake Mounts
Top Tube Length 21"
Head Tube Angle 74.5 degrees
Bottom Bracket Height 11-3/4"

The Big Man of Canberra cycling always has something on offer, and this is right up your bargain-hunting alley.
In Mal Adjusted's 75% off bins are some gems just waiting for the right person to find them. Truvativ Boxguide chainguides, RXR inflatable body armour, Jagwire coloured hydro brake lines, Jet Black Rocket riser bars now $20, all casual clothing, shy shorts etc also 75% off.
Come and check it out, grab a $2 tube while you're at it.

Ok, so It's Mr Wong, and no one uses travelers cheques these days, but the message is the same.
This bike has had the stays raped out of it to the tune of $1,000!!!
For all you Tri hards out there, that is a crap load of energy bars and vasoline.
The frame is sublimely sharp to maximise your precision during both short and longer legs.
Shimano, Oval and FSA help round out the tasty cake you see, along with some beautiful in-house parts from Fuji themselves.

For all you Hobbit Cyclist in magical quests, we've found the perfect solution to your overnight stops. No more caves, in fear of Gollum  violating you in a cave. No! Now you can sleep safe and sound in the award winning Explore Solo by Diamantina.

Under 1.8kgs!

Feel a little jelly-like in the leg department after along winter hibernation?
Well get on board this delightful specimen and you'll be pumping your own Iron Springs in no time.
Marin's Alloy HT series combines off road durability with performance componentry for active riders. Lightweight, butted 6000 series Edge 3 tubing is mated to a more comfortable Marin Sport geometry, placing riders in a more upright riding position to enjoy both the scenery and the trails.

Named after the famous 20th Century Pet Detective, Ace Ventura, this rodent will have you smiling all the way home. Especially when you think back on the deal just collected.
The only thing serious is the bike and the deal. The saving is an utter joke and we can hear you giggling already.
From funny man to funny offer, they say the best medicine is laughter so strap on your Hawaiian shirt, worst cargo shorts and gel-up that 'do' for all it's worth.

So we all can't drop our bikes off with the Butler or the local Salvo's Shelter for a scrub. Lucky bastards......
So this is the next best thing. Pretty much all you need to get your favorite ride all gleaming and groaning to be ridden again.
And thanks to the dirty buggers at Hawkesbury Cycles, you will save a bucket load...on this bucket load.
Kit Contains:
1 x W3028 Dirtwash Bike Cleaner
1 x W3034 75ml TF2 Dry Lube

Look, up in the sky! Is it a bird, is it a plane? No..it's...VELOMANN!!
He's come to save you from the ever expanding waistline just in time for Summer.
He's a hard task too and will flog you into shape, but isn't that what Superheroes are for?
Velomann's trusty sidekick, ECS boy (who also wears his undies on the outside) is offering the Fluid Trainer less a lifesaving 30% so we suggest you get on the Fat Phone and call ECS now.
Fluid roller without adjustment

Get a little spice in your life with this tasty little treat from Mal Adjusted.
You'll be cooking up a storm on the way to work, the way home and then on the track. The frame is fully lugged Cromo with racing geometry, but the flip flop hub suggests a little more versatility.
Get on the blower now because $850 is a small price to pay for good pepper.
Fully lugged Taiwanese cro-mo tubing. Traditional racing frame with forged dropouts

There's some good cheap entry level raod bikes on the market, but when you look right over the entire package...well, some are more trouble than they're worth.
Then you have a dealer who has been holding out on a 2 year old toddler, with a buckets slashed off the price.
Look this baby over from top to bottom and then not the sale price. If you're still reading then you probably play lawn bowls or bingo!
Carbon fork, Shimano, Tektro, Alex and Michelin round out the package.

The boys at Insane Cycles were luck enough to get their mits on this tasty little frameset for the small aggressive trail rider.
The Fluid has been at the forefront of Norco's trail duallies for nearly 10 years and the LT version extended it's capabilities with significant tweaks.
More travel being the main one. Up to 158mm or 6.2" in the rear. Wow!